I have to write some completely detailed 20 minute gross explanation of some moment in time, and if the word 'erotica' in the title is just too much for you, the back button is on the top left of your browser; help yourself.

  My fingers caressed the keyboard harshly as I moved from one black, elevated square to the next, lastly making one last loud clack as I pressed for the space button. Some of the matte-like finish on many keys had been aggressively rubbed away by repeated pressing, something that would never happen to old Personal Computer keyboards; it just wouldn't slide, but now they've abandoned the quality rule they once had. My friend and I laughed heartily as we sat in my seven-hundred dollar, recently redecorated bed writing exceptionally, but intentionally bad fanfiction. We had just finished writing a passage that made absolute zero sense, where a character had received a letter later that morning instead of earlier. A little while after noticing, we regressed to cackles and sucking in air trying to breathe; it was just too absurd. Later we had made another mistake, which involved having dinner that same moment in the morning. We almost wept, but before the warm, salty tears could run down our flushed cheeks, we both brushed the wet eye discharges aside. It was the funniest thing since watching that Pokemon abridged series earlier that morning.

  I almost wrote 'later' again, oops.
  
Mrs. Wood
4/14/2013 03:43:19 pm

You definitely demonstrate your capacity for strong and varied diction in this piece. The perpetual element of the absurd in your writing certainly creates a quirky tone for the web-page. Luckily, the web page is the perfect venue for quirk.

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4/29/2013 11:04:15 pm

Okay so if you write fan fiction I really, really want to read it. Send some links my way! (:

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Pino
4/30/2013 11:13:11 pm

Oh my god no really, you don't want to. It's a cesspool of blood, sacrifices, and tears of the innocents. Ah what the heck give me your email address and I'll stuff you in the people-that-can-view-section for one of them.

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Brittany JHSS
5/1/2013 09:50:52 am

I'd be honored to be on that list, and let's be honest, those are the best kinds. Who cares about meaningless fluff when you can have all the REALLY good stuff?
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Yeah... don't ask about the email, long story. (x

Brittany JHSS
5/1/2013 11:33:48 am

Have to say, I think that made me laugh and be upset I can't write that well all at the same time. Oops?
Also, your haikus? Tragically beautiful, just so much depth,

Pino
5/1/2013 01:10:07 pm

@ Brittany Weebly won't let me reply...

It... upset you...? How so?

Those weren't even mine, those where written by my friend. I will tell her what you thought, though.

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