So yesterday, I asked my mom to play on her ipad as I was sitting with her on the family room couch.

  And as I went through her already downloaded app I asked her if I could download one I had seen before that I thought was really cute: LINE Play. She said yes, and we got it ( It's FREE, get it.).

  I really enjoy it so far. If you have it, my name on it is Baron. I don't have our iPad with me right now so I can't find my friend code.

It is space you can many breads, know?

  So, it's a big day: My brother and dad's birthdays. Yes, my dad and brother were born almost the same date. Brother's might have been later, but we still merged them; it's easier that way. Anyway, dad and mom are going out to an antique shop in the middle of nowhere today, so I hope they have fun with that.

  I gave dad some birthday hugs. Remember to give your father/mother/fathers/mothers hugs too! 

Yes, I mean you. You know, the one reading this entry lookin' 'round like " Who do they mean?"! Did you know you have Demodex Folliculorum and Demodex Brevis? Well, now you do. But before you panic thinking it's some terminal disease or some crap like that, I must explain it to you.


  They are commonly known as eyelash mites and everyone has them, and everyone will have them. You probably have some right now! Also, they're harmless and cleanse your eyelids and stuff, so they're actually pretty good for you. The only time they're ever bad is when there's an infestation goin' on.

Tee ee dee tee ayy ell kay.

  That's me attempting to sound out TED Talk with spelling. Terrible, huh?

  Anyway, we just watched a TED called 'Coding a better Government' by Jessica Pahika ( I actually can't see her last name well from all the way across this room! Go figure.). For the first few minutes it was about apps , then government, then the bureaucracy... and hands. One thing I can think of is that I would've never have guessed someone somewhere would make an app on fire hydrants; I certainly wouldn't have thought of that. Anyway it was more about changing bureaucracy, and as a guy in this class literally just said, " Government cannot be great if the people aren't involved." So there ARE reasons not to just listen to music!

  Aaaanyway, I guess I agree with what she said about some apps that were conceived in a couple of days going completely viral, as sometimes it happens with other things too. Of course, usually it has to be entertaining to become that popular, that is. Can't have no mundane apps!

I have to write some completely detailed 20 minute gross explanation of some moment in time, and if the word 'erotica' in the title is just too much for you, the back button is on the top left of your browser; help yourself.

  My fingers caressed the keyboard harshly as I moved from one black, elevated square to the next, lastly making one last loud clack as I pressed for the space button. Some of the matte-like finish on many keys had been aggressively rubbed away by repeated pressing, something that would never happen to old Personal Computer keyboards; it just wouldn't slide, but now they've abandoned the quality rule they once had. My friend and I laughed heartily as we sat in my seven-hundred dollar, recently redecorated bed writing exceptionally, but intentionally bad fanfiction. We had just finished writing a passage that made absolute zero sense, where a character had received a letter later that morning instead of earlier. A little while after noticing, we regressed to cackles and sucking in air trying to breathe; it was just too absurd. Later we had made another mistake, which involved having dinner that same moment in the morning. We almost wept, but before the warm, salty tears could run down our flushed cheeks, we both brushed the wet eye discharges aside. It was the funniest thing since watching that Pokemon abridged series earlier that morning.

  I almost wrote 'later' again, oops.
  

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So we had to do one of those "Harlem Shake" videos *shudder*. I may not be noticeable in the videos, but I'm there, trust me, in all my embarrassed glory. We did it all around the school.

  I have to do something about who I represented. Some people said I represented the cool with suspenders, maybe. As embarrassing as it was for someone with two left feet, I guess it was very much needed good exercise.

  I would guess our theme is school pride?? I mean, it's all over the school and it's like, five minutes long.  It goes with my apparent representation: cool? I dunno, haha.

  I've got a manga to read.

  I finally found a use for those link buttons on this thing! They all link to the same thing so do not fret, my friends ( and possibly not, I mean, the internet is accessible to everyone, including people who don't know me ( If you don't you should get to know my perfect self))!
It's really cheesy.

  Do you ever hear the squeaking of balloons against each other and just, cringe??? It's such an awful sound! Like when you touch a towel or another type of fabric while your hands are really dry and chalky, and it sends shivers up and down your back because you touched it and UGH IT'S SO TERRIBLE!! Why, hands, why‽‽‽‽

  Y'know, a while back I was looking up how to cope with people who chew their gum really loud, and I learned it's directly linked to a thing called Misophonia. Misophonia is when you can't stand a certain noise and almost go entirely berserk when you hear it, usually it's the sound of people chewing. It's actually really common; my brother has it, I have it, my sister has it, and I'm sure my dad and mom do to some degree as well.

  I decided to write about that because there's this person right in front of me who is whispering and I had to turn on some music to drown them out because it was actually angering me. I'm annoyed by my own whispering too, though for a different reason ( I'm like a megaphone, it's impossible for me to whisper nicely.). As for the gum chewing, I asked my teacher to be seated elsewhere because I would probably go crazy if I had to listen to the person chew all day and watch their jaw sort of almost unhinge in the corner of my eye because apparently they had no control over it. Ugh, they should make a no gum chewing policy in the school. Or whispering.