So, during last period, I made a persuasive paragraph... except it was more like a persuasive essay. Anyway, I thought it was fully bangin', so I'll share it with you guys. Hey, it may persuade even YOU.
So here it comes:
"Hello, all. I am present to speak about a game. That game is Ni No Kuni, and I reccomend you play it. That is, if you own a PS3. This is why I think you should get it:
Ni No Kuni was made via collaboration between Studio Ghibli ( Think Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke) and Level 5 ( Professor Layton), meaning it is top quality and is sure to please as long as you enjoy great plot and characters and playing fabulous videogames with gorgeous backgrounds. You do, don't you?
You know why else you should get Ni No Kuni? Young Oliver has just lost his mom. If you help him, he can get over his loss and maybe even SAVE her. Think about it, this kid has recently been orphaned and has been given a chance by YOU: The player, to save his mother, the only thing he's ever had. Doesn't that make you happy? That you can do something for this kid? Don't be a jerk, help this poor child.
Also Oliver can jump in-game. It's really funny. Play Ni No Kuni and enjoy all the hilarious frolicking for yourself.
The game has fairies with Welsh accents, too. Who wouldn't like Welsh fairies? Other than people who hate the Welsh, of course. Stop hating, people. And, not only do they have that, they have walking, fighting banana bunches. I repeat: walking banana bunches. Play Ni No Kuni.
You should know, Oliver's catchphrase is Neato. Isn't that funny and cute? Neato. The game is set in the 1950s, in an alternate universe where oranges are ONE CENT. ONE. CENT. That's pretty... NEATO *Badum-tchch*
If you really need further convincing, let me pop these in: One, It outsold Black Ops II and FIFA 13 in its opening weeks. Two: It was awarded Best RPG Award at E3 2012. Third: PlayStation LifeStyle awarded the game 10/10 and said, "Virtually every aspect of Ni no Kuni is a hit. If you have ever liked a Japanese RPG at all, you owe Ni no Kuni a shot." and Four: the game has an average rating of 9/10. If that hasn't convinced you, I don't know what will.
Just buy it. Buy and play Ni No Kuni."
Yeah. I thought it was EXTREME.
So here it comes:
"Hello, all. I am present to speak about a game. That game is Ni No Kuni, and I reccomend you play it. That is, if you own a PS3. This is why I think you should get it:
Ni No Kuni was made via collaboration between Studio Ghibli ( Think Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke) and Level 5 ( Professor Layton), meaning it is top quality and is sure to please as long as you enjoy great plot and characters and playing fabulous videogames with gorgeous backgrounds. You do, don't you?
You know why else you should get Ni No Kuni? Young Oliver has just lost his mom. If you help him, he can get over his loss and maybe even SAVE her. Think about it, this kid has recently been orphaned and has been given a chance by YOU: The player, to save his mother, the only thing he's ever had. Doesn't that make you happy? That you can do something for this kid? Don't be a jerk, help this poor child.
Also Oliver can jump in-game. It's really funny. Play Ni No Kuni and enjoy all the hilarious frolicking for yourself.
The game has fairies with Welsh accents, too. Who wouldn't like Welsh fairies? Other than people who hate the Welsh, of course. Stop hating, people. And, not only do they have that, they have walking, fighting banana bunches. I repeat: walking banana bunches. Play Ni No Kuni.
You should know, Oliver's catchphrase is Neato. Isn't that funny and cute? Neato. The game is set in the 1950s, in an alternate universe where oranges are ONE CENT. ONE. CENT. That's pretty... NEATO *Badum-tchch*
If you really need further convincing, let me pop these in: One, It outsold Black Ops II and FIFA 13 in its opening weeks. Two: It was awarded Best RPG Award at E3 2012. Third: PlayStation LifeStyle awarded the game 10/10 and said, "Virtually every aspect of Ni no Kuni is a hit. If you have ever liked a Japanese RPG at all, you owe Ni no Kuni a shot." and Four: the game has an average rating of 9/10. If that hasn't convinced you, I don't know what will.
Just buy it. Buy and play Ni No Kuni."
Yeah. I thought it was EXTREME.
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